{"id":127,"date":"2008-05-18T14:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-18T21:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=127"},"modified":"2008-05-18T14:25:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-18T21:25:00","slug":"meet-flory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2008\/05\/meet-flory\/","title":{"rendered":"Meet Flory"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, cine e Flory?
Purcica mea de Guineea.
Acu’ v-o doo s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, stau eu pe DC, \u015fi prind pe mainchat o discu\u0163ie. St\u0103p\u00e2na voia s-o dea, mai avea o purcic\u0103 ce urma s\u0103 fete, nu mai avea loc de at\u00e2\u0163ia, tralala. Cert este c\u0103 nimeni nu a vrut, nici gratis, \u015fi ..<\/p>\n

.. se spune c\u0103 deciziile luate \u00een prip\u0103 sunt \u015fi cele mai bune. Alea la care nu apuci s\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u015fti prea mult, la care nu apuc\u0103 filtrul con\u015ftient s\u0103 m\u00e2r\u00e2ie. A\u015fa c\u0103 am cerut-o eu. Chiar dac\u0103 mama, \u00een declara\u0163ii, ur\u0103\u015fte “\u015fobolanii” — hamsteri, porcu\u015fori,\u015foareci, they’re all the same for her. A durat c\u00e2teva zile, p\u00e2n\u0103 vineri (9 Mai era?), \u015fi m\u0103 trezesc cu ea \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi cu un sac de rumegu\u015f. Mie mi-a pl\u0103cut de ea din prima, a\u015fa zburlit\u0103 cum e. Numele nu spun de unde l-am cules ..<\/p>\n

Prima reac\u0163ie a fost ” ia-\u0163i \u015fobolanul \u015fi mut\u0103-l ” , a doua a fost ” hey, she’s cute “, acum suntem \u00een faza de “st\u0103 aici p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eei g\u0103sim st\u0103p\u00e2n”. \u00cen dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni am re-\u00eenv\u0103\u0163at s\u0103 bem ap\u0103, s\u0103 p\u0103p\u0103m castravete, s\u0103 s\u0103rim gardu’, \u015fi \u00een general s\u0103 facem pipi \u015fi caca pe parchet \u00een locuri ascunse (m\u0103car nu pe covor).<\/p>\n

De restu’, watch the videos :<\/div>\n

\u015ftim s\u0103 s\u0103rim cap …
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… chiar dac\u0103 nu \u00eentotdeauna ne iese (thank God).
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… iar c\u00e2nd e vorba s\u0103 fim sc\u0103rpinate, suntem primii la coad\u0103:
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\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, cine e Flory?Purcica mea de Guineea.Acu’ v-o doo s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, stau eu pe DC, \u015fi prind pe mainchat o discu\u0163ie. St\u0103p\u00e2na voia s-o dea, mai avea o purcic\u0103 ce urma s\u0103 fete, nu mai avea loc de at\u00e2\u0163ia, tralala. Cert este c\u0103 nimeni nu a vrut, nici gratis, \u015fi .. .. se spune …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-127","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fara","7":"anons"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}