{"id":1403,"date":"2010-10-15T03:52:53","date_gmt":"2010-10-15T00:52:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=1403"},"modified":"2010-10-15T03:52:53","modified_gmt":"2010-10-15T00:52:53","slug":"de-ce-urasc-postmodernismul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2010\/10\/de-ce-urasc-postmodernismul\/","title":{"rendered":"De ce ur\u0103sc postmodernismul"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Da’ de ce \u00eel ur\u0103sc a\u015fa, ad\u00e2nc, din suflet, cu spume.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 n-am dec\u00e2t context.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 esplic.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 ies din cas\u0103 \u00een budig\u0103i, m\u0103 trezescu cu vecinul f\u0103c\u00e2nd \u015fmeker din ochi: “coae, fain outfit<\/em>“. Dac\u0103 ies \u00een ora\u015f cu o p\u0103l\u0103rie mai fistichie, prive\u015fte lumea cu o moac\u0103 de “hmm yeah interesting fashion choice”. B\u0103i fra\u0163ilor. \u00cen\u0163eleg c\u0103 ma\u015finile v-au decupat sufletul, pus \u00eentr-un borcan \u015fi \u00een locul lui v-au pus un ceasornic. Pricep.<\/p>\n

\u00cencerca\u0163i -nu zic s\u0103 reu\u015fi\u0163i, da’ m\u0103car \u00eencerca\u0163i- s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i c\u0103 via\u0163a nu baleiaz\u0103 ca un TV t\u00e2mp \u00eentre banal<\/em> \u015fi ie\u015fit din comun<\/em>. Asaltul numeric al ma\u015finii asupra omului e fix \u0103sta, vede marketerul unde-i mediana \u015fi ce stimuli ob\u0163in cel mai bun r\u0103spuns, \u015fi targeteaz\u0103 produsul acolo; foarte bine face, asta-i meseria lui, s\u0103 \u0163inteasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 v\u00e2nd\u0103.<\/p>\n

Doar c\u0103 nu to\u0163i suntem v\u00e2nz\u0103tori, b\u0103i capre cu portbagaj ce sunte\u0163i. Nici m\u0103car nu ne vindem pe noi \u00een\u015fine, mai bine spus fix pe noi \u00een\u015fine nu ne vindem, idio\u0163ilor. \u015etiu, vi s-a sp\u0103lat creierul \u00een 1000 de traininguri legate de profesie, CV \u015fi alte prostii, crede\u0163i c\u0103 omul e a\u015fa, un fel de g\u00e2z\u0103 pe care o pune\u0163i la borcan \u015fi o clasifica\u0163i \u00een insectar. A\u0163i vrea voi, bine\u00een\u0163eles, nici nu m\u0103 mai \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu lumea, compar direct e-penisul \u00een func\u0163ie de profilul de LinkedIn \u015fi de num\u0103rul followerilor pe Twitter. Sigur c-a\u0163i vrea voi.<\/p>\n

Da’ realitatea crunt\u0103 este c\u0103 dincolo de ambalaj mai e ceva. Dincolo de skillurile din CV e un om, dincolo de piercing e un bo\u0163 cu ochi care f\u0103cea \u00een scutece c\u00e2ndva, dincolo de tricou se afl\u0103 o inim\u0103. E u\u015for \u015fi convenabil s\u0103 judeci dup\u0103 alegerile celorlal\u0163i, a\u0163i vrea voi s\u0103 fie a\u015fa usor. A\u0163i vrea s\u0103 crede\u0163i c\u0103 dac\u0103 am un telefon Nokia asta spune ceva despre mine. La fel cum a\u0163i vrea s\u0103 pute\u0163i judeca c\u0103 “aha, are Arcade Fire \u00een list\u0103 pe Last.fm deci e hipst\u0103r”.<\/p>\n

Toate alea sunt valabile, desigur, la unii<\/em> oameni. \u015ei anume la \u0103ia de-o seam\u0103 cu voi, lepre f\u0103r\u0103 via\u0163\u0103. La al\u0163ii alegerile sunt aleatorii, date de o dispozi\u0163ie de moment, dar f\u0103cute cu ni\u015fte studiu depus \u00eenainte pentru a nu alege t\u00e2mpenii involuntar …\u015fi mai ales impasibile la marketing. Serios, unii nu cump\u0103r\u0103 detergent \u00een func\u0163ie de reclame. Nu, nici vin pentru c\u0103 “e\u00a0 4 lei sticla”. Nici telefoane la ofert\u0103. Unii chiar ocolesc raftul de c\u0103caturi ieftine. Nu eu musai, n-am ajuns \u00eenc\u0103 acolo – de\u015fi \u00eencerc. Dar exist\u0103 oameni.<\/p>\n

Problema mea cu voi, g\u00e2ze f\u0103r\u0103 pic de creier, este c\u0103 judeca\u0163i fix ca ma\u015finile de calcul. Are BMW deci e cocalar, are telefon fain deci e “de bani gata”, a plecat \u00een alt\u0103 \u0163ar\u0103 deci e muist. Hai mai bine merge\u0163i voi \u015fi da\u0163i la ra\u0163e altundeva, nu vre\u0163i? Judec\u0103\u0163ile de genul \u0103sta sunt a\u015fa, un fel de vom\u0103 intelectual\u0103, nu v\u0103 pot suspecta de inteligen\u0163\u0103 nicicum. Gata, ave\u0163i contextul exterior, crede\u0163i c\u0103 a\u0163i ghicit totul.<\/p>\n

Unii mai au \u015fi suflet, you know.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Da’ de ce \u00eel ur\u0103sc a\u015fa, ad\u00e2nc, din suflet, cu spume. Pentru c\u0103 n-am dec\u00e2t context. S\u0103 esplic. Dac\u0103 ies din cas\u0103 \u00een budig\u0103i, m\u0103 trezescu cu vecinul f\u0103c\u00e2nd \u015fmeker din ochi: “coae, fain outfit“. Dac\u0103 ies \u00een ora\u015f cu o p\u0103l\u0103rie mai fistichie, prive\u015fte lumea cu o moac\u0103 de “hmm yeah interesting fashion choice”. …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1403","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fara","7":"anons"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1493,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions\/1493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}