{"id":1408,"date":"2010-09-23T02:32:02","date_gmt":"2010-09-22T23:32:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=1408"},"modified":"2010-09-23T02:32:02","modified_gmt":"2010-09-22T23:32:02","slug":"ceam-mai-facut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2010\/09\/ceam-mai-facut\/","title":{"rendered":"Ceam mai f\u0103cut"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p>Sal all :D :X<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen primu r\u00e2nd c\u0103 \u0103sta e articol de trollat onor public cititor, \u00eeng\u0103dui\u0163i s\u0103 prezint. Da numi prea iese c\u0103s prea c\u0103c\u0103cios \u015fi \u0163in s\u0103 scriu cu diacritici chiar \u015fint-run text carear trebuii s\u0103 v\u0103 zg\u00e2rie pe ochi.<\/p>\n<p>Deci \u00een al doilea r\u00e2nd nam prea f\u0103cut nimic, chestie care o vede\u0163i ochiometric din volumul articolelor postate. Chiar v\u0103 rog dac\u0103 v\u0103 plictisi\u0163i crunt s\u0103 face-\u0163i o medie ponderat\u0103 sau alte distrac\u0163iuni matematice asupra vitezei cu care scriu. Sunt convins c\u0103 ve-\u0163i da lovitura \u015fi dup\u0103 un astfel de articol ve-\u0163i fi cople\u015fi\u0163i de admira\u0163ie din partea cititorilor vo\u015ftrii. Ba\u015fca v-\u0103 vor acoperii overtele de advertising. Nu ezita\u0163i, e o metod\u0103 bun\u0103 s\u0103 redresa\u0163i Economia rrom\u00e2niei.<\/p>\n<p>Numai am vacan\u0163\u0103. Adic\u0103 a\u015f avea, dar se termin\u0103 singur\u0103, nici m\u0103car la asta nare nevoie de mine. Plute\u015fte o atmosfer\u0103 exuberant\u0103 de urechi pleo\u015ftite \u00eentre studen\u0163imea crunt bronzat\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 mahmur\u0103. De-altfel partea cu mahmur\u0103 no s\u0103 se dea dus\u0103 cu un curs sau cu dou\u0103, pentru c\u0103 vin fiert. Abea a\u015ftept s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 anu \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u00e2d de to\u0163i prof\u0103l\u0103ii veni\u0163i tremur\u00e2nd ca ni\u015fte pui gola\u015fi prin frigu ierni \u00een timp ce noi sugem cu poht\u0103 din cafelele aburinde. Sau ce s-o mai fi sug\u00e2nd prin ultimele r\u00e2nduri ale amfiteatrului, no.<\/p>\n<p>Above paragraf #haded been random. On purpose.<\/p>\n<p>Mia dat \u0163eap\u0103 registraru meu de domeniu, coae. Adic\u0103 nui chiar \u0163ap\u0103 da \u00ees io chior, \u00een sensu c\u0103 m\u0103 bucuram ca bou anu trecut c\u0103 m\u0103 cost\u0103 doi dolari numele. Am aflat acu de cei a\u015fa ieftin c\u00e2nd mam trezit f\u0103r\u0103 20j de parai adic\u0103 f&#8217;o 70j ronii. S\u0103-i pi\u015f \u00een frez\u0103 frate. Nu car conta prea mult c\u0103 oricum cost\u0103 hostingu, da idea, m\u0103n-\u0163elegi?<\/p>\n<p>Ah da. Crec\u0103 m\u0103 declar fan St\u0103nescu Nichita. Deci omu \u0103sta are ni\u015fte idei a\u015fa de \u00eenc\u00e2t de-a dreptul .. get it? Nu, chiar, deci \u00ee\u0163i ia firea \u015fi \u0163io \u00eentoarce pe dos. Ia cuvintele \u015fi <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">le arunc\u0103 \u00een mare<\/span> \u00ee\u0163i reface lumea ca\u015ficum ar fi din lego. Cre car fi putut fi preot sau psiholog la cum \u015ftie s\u0103 abureasc\u0103 de bengos. Plus de asta era be\u0163iv, adic\u0103 deal meu frate ha ha teai prins? Bine, las\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Constat c\u0103s un geniu nen\u0163eles. Tre s\u0103 bag un buton de paypal s\u0103 pute\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u0103ti\u0163i pentru articolele astea superbe. Sau pute\u0163i s\u0103 trimite\u0163i caodurile \u00een natur\u0103, \u00eencepe-\u0163i cu camere foto \u015fi dastea u\u015foare, apoi trecem la prietene so\u0163ii \u015fi ce mai ave\u0163i prin cas\u0103. Da prima dat\u0103 tre s\u0103l violez pe Radu Alecsandru cas\u0103 mi explice \u00eenc\u0103 odat\u0103 cum fac s\u0103 par centaur. Am timp p\u00e2n\u0103-mi construi\u0163i voi statuia.<\/p>\n<p>Liber la comentarii. Rog seriozitate. Pup xoxo :X<\/p>\n<p>Post scripturum: <span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">(nam da cic\u0103 se poart\u0103, a\u015fa ca-m b\u0103gat la vr\u0103jal\u0103 ca s\u0103 fie cul)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>( rog semnala\u0163i orice fel de inadverten\u0163\u0103 \u00een rolul asumat )<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sal all :D :X \u00cen primu r\u00e2nd c\u0103 \u0103sta e articol de trollat onor public cititor, \u00eeng\u0103dui\u0163i s\u0103 prezint. Da numi prea iese c\u0103s prea c\u0103c\u0103cios \u015fi \u0163in s\u0103 scriu cu diacritici chiar \u015fint-run text carear trebuii s\u0103 v\u0103 zg\u00e2rie pe ochi. Deci \u00een al doilea r\u00e2nd nam prea f\u0103cut nimic, chestie care o vede\u0163i &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1408","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fara","7":"anons"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1408"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1412,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1408\/revisions\/1412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}