{"id":1745,"date":"2011-01-26T13:37:11","date_gmt":"2011-01-26T11:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=1745"},"modified":"2011-01-25T13:53:35","modified_gmt":"2011-01-25T11:53:35","slug":"dear-blank-please-blank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2011\/01\/dear-blank-please-blank\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear [blank], please [blank]"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Descoperit site escep\u0163ional<\/a>. \u00cemp\u0103rt\u0103\u015fim \u015fi altora.<\/p>\n

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Dear calculus exam,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Please be as easy as my roommate.<\/p>\n

Sincerely, my semester has been hard enough already<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Dear Mom and Dad,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Please don’t freak out if I don’t answer my phone the first time. The chance of the battery being dead is much greater than the chance I’ve been abducted and murdered by a serial killer.<\/p>\n

Sincerely, 38 missed calls.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Dear 2012,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Been there. Done that.<\/p>\n

Sincerely, Y2K<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Dear Mother Nature,<\/strong><\/p>\n

I don’t remember signing up for a subscription.<\/p>\n

Sincerely, teenage girls<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Dear perfect boyfriend,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Welcome to the club!<\/p>\n

Sincerely, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Dear mom,<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you’re going to bust through my door literally one second after you knock… there’s no point in knocking.<\/p>\n

Sincerely, annoyed teen.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Dear answers in back of math books,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Thanks for ensuring I at least get 50% right.<\/p>\n

Sincerely, math haters everywhere.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Dear parents,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.<\/p>\n

Sincerely, it’s not our fault, it’s how you raised us<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Dear friends,<\/strong><\/p>\n

My parents aren’t strict, I just use them as an excuse when I don’t want to go out with you.<\/p>\n

Sincerely, me.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Dear Urban Dictionary,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Thank you.<\/p>\n

Sincerely, Catholic School Girl.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sper c-a\u0163i prins ideea, io-s \u00een stare s\u0103 mai dau copy-paste \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 ceasuri. I know, majoritatea par scrise de Captain Obvious, da’ p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 cam \u0103sta-i umorul zilelor noastre. Take ir or leave it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Descoperit site escep\u0163ional. \u00cemp\u0103rt\u0103\u015fim \u015fi altora. Dear calculus exam, Please be as easy as my roommate. Sincerely, my semester has been hard enough already Dear Mom and Dad, Please don’t freak out if I don’t answer my phone the first time. The chance of the battery being dead is much greater than the chance I’ve …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1745","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fara","7":"anons"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1745"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1747,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1745\/revisions\/1747"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}