{"id":1894,"date":"2011-04-08T15:15:54","date_gmt":"2011-04-08T12:15:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=1894"},"modified":"2011-04-08T15:15:54","modified_gmt":"2011-04-08T12:15:54","slug":"trololo-si-un-praz-verde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2011\/04\/trololo-si-un-praz-verde\/","title":{"rendered":"Trololo \u015fi-un praz verde"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Cu imagini de prin Timi\u015foara.<\/p>\n

Spre exemplu, un cretin parcat \u00een Sinaia. Salut\u0103ri de pe internet, TM-10-NFT<\/strong>. A\u015fa, \u0163\u0103r\u0103ne\u015fte, ocup\u00e2nd o band\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 … p\u0103i dac\u0103 Prim\u0103ria a fost nesim\u0163it\u0103 \u015fi a izolat trotuarul? Doar n-a\u0163i vrea s\u0103 mearg\u0103 el s\u0103-\u015fi caute loc pe o str\u0103du\u0163\u0103 lateral\u0103? A\u015f, copila\u015fi inocen\u0163i ce sunte\u0163i.<\/p>\n

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Pe de alt\u0103 parte,<\/p>\n

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Poli\u0163i\u015ftii \u0103ia st\u0103teau la oprit ma\u015fini de pe drum. Nu cred c\u0103 se vede, dar erau vag parca\u0163i pe trotuar cu ro\u0163ile din fa\u0163\u0103. \u00cen spatele lor …<\/p>\n

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Ei, bie\u0163ii oameni parca\u0163i pe trotuar \u00eenspre Pia\u0163a Unirii nu-s chiar a\u015fa importan\u0163i pentru Poli\u0163ie. Dedica\u0163ie special\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r pentru GJ-84-DDD<\/strong> care \u00eenc\u0103rca ceva baxuri \u015fi alte alea fix l\u00e2ng\u0103 poli\u0163i\u015fti. Trololo.<\/p>\n

\u00cen alt\u0103 ordine de idei .. cel mai bun semn de criz\u0103 este c\u0103 cine cump\u0103r\u0103 spa\u0163ii comerciale nu se chinuie s\u0103 \u015fi dea jos \u00eensemnele vechi. Spre exemplu, dinjos vedem un fost spa\u0163iu al UltraPRO Computers:<\/p>\n

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S\u0103 revenim un minut la prost\u0103l\u0103ii parca\u0163i pe trotuare. L-am surprins pe TM-89-CJT<\/strong> l\u00e2ng\u0103 Muzeul de Art\u0103, \u015fi curios fiind am c\u0103utat dac\u0103 nu cumva este vreo ma\u015fin\u0103 a autorit\u0103\u0163ilor (dup\u0103 num\u0103r, a Consiliului Jude\u0163ean). Ceva leg\u0103tur\u0103 pare a fi<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Un alt bou notoriu e TM-16-TUD<\/strong>. L-am surprins chiar ieri \u00een fa\u0163a Universit\u0103\u0163ii de Vest oprind, pun\u00e2nd avariile \u015fi a\u015ftept\u00e2nd vreo 10 minute dup\u0103 cineva. Doar n-o fi prost s\u0103 caute loc de parcare \u00een zon\u0103? A avut noroc s\u0103 nu vin\u0103 nici un autobuz \u00een acest timp … chiar a\u015f fi vrut s\u0103-l v\u0103d obligat s\u0103 plece, s\u0103 \u00eentoarc\u0103 la primul giratoriu \u015fi apoi s\u0103 dea ture prin zon\u0103.<\/p>\n

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\u00cen alt\u0103 ordine de idei, sunt curios cine-i creativul care a avut ideea s\u0103 denumeasc\u0103 o firm\u0103 Tramp Travel<\/em>. Nu min\u0163\u0103sc, vede\u0163i dinjos:<\/p>\n

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\u015ei-n final, v\u0103 anun\u0163 victorios c\u0103 am descoperit hrana perfect\u0103. V-a\u0163i \u00eentrebat ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 un daimon? P\u0103i .. sufle\u0163ele!<\/p>\n

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Cu imagini de prin Timi\u015foara. Spre exemplu, un cretin parcat \u00een Sinaia. Salut\u0103ri de pe internet, TM-10-NFT. A\u015fa, \u0163\u0103r\u0103ne\u015fte, ocup\u00e2nd o band\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 … p\u0103i dac\u0103 Prim\u0103ria a fost nesim\u0163it\u0103 \u015fi a izolat trotuarul? Doar n-a\u0163i vrea s\u0103 mearg\u0103 el s\u0103-\u015fi caute loc pe o str\u0103du\u0163\u0103 lateral\u0103? A\u015f, copila\u015fi inocen\u0163i ce sunte\u0163i. Pe de alt\u0103 …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1894","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fara","7":"anons"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1918,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894\/revisions\/1918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}