{"id":1940,"date":"2011-04-19T03:11:48","date_gmt":"2011-04-19T00:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=1940"},"modified":"2011-04-19T03:11:48","modified_gmt":"2011-04-19T00:11:48","slug":"un-episod-tipic-din-viata-unui-calculatorist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2011\/04\/un-episod-tipic-din-viata-unui-calculatorist\/","title":{"rendered":"Un episod tipic din via\u0163a unui calculatorist"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p>Oric\u00e2nd, cu sistemul oricui, lucrul \u0103sta se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>E\u015fti plictisit<\/li>\n<li>Porne\u015fti sistemul \u015fi degetul &#8220;sare&#8221; pe tasta DEL (sau F2 sau care-o fi)<\/li>\n<li>E\u015fti \u00een BIOS<\/li>\n<li>Te joci de-a modific\u0103rile<\/li>\n<li>Schimbi frecven\u0163a memoriilor \u015fi procesorului, ordinea de pornire \u015fi tot ce nu \u00een\u0163elegi pui invers<\/li>\n<li>Te preg\u0103te\u015fti s\u0103 ie\u015fi<\/li>\n<li>Te asiguri de 3 ori c\u0103 ai ales op\u0163iunea &#8220;<em>exit without saving changes<\/em>&#8221; (ie\u015fire f\u0103r\u0103 a memora modific\u0103rile)<\/li>\n<li>Ape\u015fi tasta Enter<\/li>\n<li>Computerul porne\u015fte \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eencarce sistemul de operare<\/li>\n<li>Ceva nu merge bine \u00een cadrul sistemului de operare<\/li>\n<li>???????<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">CE PULA MEA AI, NU AM MODIFICAT ABSOLUT NIMIC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Morala: nu este nevoie s\u0103 atingi nimic, Windowsul se stric\u0103 \u015fi singur. Pentru c\u0103 poate.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oric\u00e2nd, cu sistemul oricui, lucrul \u0103sta se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. E\u015fti plictisit Porne\u015fti sistemul \u015fi degetul &#8220;sare&#8221; pe tasta DEL (sau F2 sau care-o fi) E\u015fti \u00een BIOS Te joci de-a modific\u0103rile Schimbi frecven\u0163a memoriilor \u015fi procesorului, ordinea de pornire \u015fi tot ce nu \u00een\u0163elegi pui invers Te preg\u0103te\u015fti s\u0103 ie\u015fi Te asiguri de 3 ori c\u0103 &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1940","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fara","7":"anons"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1940"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1941,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1940\/revisions\/1941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}