{"id":2396,"date":"2012-01-24T22:26:39","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T20:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=2396"},"modified":"2012-01-24T22:26:39","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T20:26:39","slug":"tampenia-de-la-pompe-funebre-timisoara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2012\/01\/tampenia-de-la-pompe-funebre-timisoara\/","title":{"rendered":"T\u00e2mpenia de la Pompe Funebre Timi\u015foara"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 ai de pl\u0103tit locul cuiva la cimitir, chestie recurent\u0103 la fiecare 7 ani. Bun.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Chestia asta se face la Administra\u0163ia Pompelor Funebre (sau cum dracu se nume\u015fte institu\u0163ia mor\u0163ilor m\u0103-sii). Sediul lor e plasat \u00een zona Pie\u0163ei Traian, \u00een Fabric. Te cari p\u00e2n\u0103 la dracu-n praznic r\u0103bduriu, \u015ftiind c\u0103 m\u0103car nu trebuie s\u0103 mergi prea des la ei. Ajungi. \u015ei afli c\u0103! Nu po\u0163i s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti direct, cunosc\u00e2nd doar numele mortului. Ci!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Trebuie s\u0103 mergi la administratorul cimitirului unde ai mort\u0103ciunea, s\u0103-\u0163i dea o fi\u0163uic\u0103 pe care scrie localizarea exact\u0103 a morm\u00e2ntului (r\u00e2nd, parcel\u0103, etc) &#8211; \u015fi probabil s\u0103 se asigure c\u0103 n-a fugit cadavrul \u00eentre timp. Cu fi\u0163uica asta te \u00eentorci la Administra\u0163ia Pizdii, \u015fi acum po\u0163i pl\u0103ti. A, bonus, doar proprietarul morm\u00e2ntului poate pl\u0103ti, deci \u00ee\u0163i trebuie \u015fi BI\/CI al proprietarului. Nu-i ca \u015fi cum tu vrei s\u0103 le dai bani, \u015fi ar trebui s\u0103 \u0163i-i ia cu dou\u0103 m\u00e2ini, indiferent cum te cheam\u0103 pe tine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">~~~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mnoa, \u015fi acu&#8217; zice\u0163i voi c\u00e2t ar fi de greu s\u0103 instalezi dou\u0103 calculatoare (Pentium III chiar), s\u0103 le legi la internet \u015fi s\u0103 comunice \u00eentre ele administra\u0163iile astea dou\u0103. \u00cen loc s\u0103 pui pe drumuri oamenii \u00eentre Fabric \u015fi, ca de exemplu, Calea \u015eagului.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Da&#8217; nah, timpul trece, leafa merge, noi cu drag st\u0103team. Culmea e c\u0103 administratorul din \u015eagului era progresist de felul lui, perfect de acord c\u0103 &#8220;<em>ce simplu s-ar rezolva a\u015fa<\/em>&#8220;. Da&#8217; cu un singur om &#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 ai de pl\u0103tit locul cuiva la cimitir, chestie recurent\u0103 la fiecare 7 ani. Bun. Chestia asta se face la Administra\u0163ia Pompelor Funebre (sau cum dracu se nume\u015fte institu\u0163ia mor\u0163ilor m\u0103-sii). Sediul lor e plasat \u00een zona Pie\u0163ei Traian, \u00een Fabric. Te cari p\u00e2n\u0103 la dracu-n praznic r\u0103bduriu, \u015ftiind c\u0103 m\u0103car nu trebuie &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2396","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fara","7":"anons"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2396"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2433,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2396\/revisions\/2433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}