{"id":2443,"date":"2012-01-27T07:18:48","date_gmt":"2012-01-27T05:18:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=2443"},"modified":"2012-01-27T10:49:52","modified_gmt":"2012-01-27T08:49:52","slug":"cica-incercam-sa-citesc-presa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2012\/01\/cica-incercam-sa-citesc-presa\/","title":{"rendered":"Cic\u0103 \u00eencercam s\u0103 citesc presa"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p>Ieri sear\u0103, pe saitul de mare angajament TiON. F\u0103r\u0103 link, c\u0103 nu se d\u0103 link la toate rahaturile.<\/p>\n<p>Prima dat\u0103 citesc despre cum \u00eent\u00e2rzie trenurile \u00een Gara Nord:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Alt\u0103 dat\u0103 ne\u00eenc\u0103p\u0103toare, joi, prin Gara Timi\u015foara Nord <span style=\"color: #800000;\">b\u0103tea<\/span> v\u00e2ntul\u2026 \u015fi frigul.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>B\u0103teau, la plural. Plus topica ciudat\u0103, parc\u0103 i-ar lipsi un verb.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8221; Ca <span style=\"color: #800000;\">urmare vremii<\/span> nefavorabile <span style=\"color: #800000;\">din \u00een<\/span> zona sudic\u0103 \u015fi estic\u0103 a \u0163\u0103rii, s-au produs modific\u0103ri \u00een circula\u0163ia unor trenuri de c\u0103l\u0103tori (&#8230;) &#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Urmare a vremii, posesie, chestii grele de \u015fcoal\u0103 general\u0103. \u015ei vremea e din zona sudic\u0103 sau \u00een zona sudic\u0103? Sau zonele, c\u0103-s \u015fi sudic\u0103 \u015fi estic\u0103? Articolul este semnat de un curajos <strong>M.S.<\/strong>, c\u0103ruia \u00eei ur\u0103m pe aceast\u0103 cale mult succes \u00een carier\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Noi mergem mai departe \u015fi afl\u0103m despre un incediu provocat de un boschetar:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Pompierii au intervenit joi seara pentru stinge un incendiu la o cl\u0103dire <span style=\"color: #800000;\">par\u0103sit\u0103<\/span> de pe strada Timi\u0219 din Timi\u0219oara<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>P\u0103r\u0103sit\u0103, cu dou\u0103 litere &#8220;\u0103&#8221; dac\u0103 tot faci efortul s\u0103 bagi diacritice. \u00cei ur\u0103m \u015fi unui anume<strong> D.B.<\/strong> succes \u00een cariera de jurnalist.<\/p>\n<p>Trecem la un om ce-a murit \u00een tramvai:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">B\u0103rbatul<\/span> care avea \u00een jur de 50 de ani <span style=\"color: #800000;\">i s-a f\u0103cut r\u0103u<\/span> \u00een timp ce se deplasa cu tramvaiul 4.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I s-a f\u0103cut r\u0103u cuiva, cui? B\u0103rbatului. Chestiune de \u015fcoala general\u0103.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Medicii care au sosit de urgen\u021b\u0103 nu au mai putut face nimic pentru b\u0103rbat, (&#8230;)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Nu at\u00e2t o chestiune de gramatic\u0103 c\u00e2t de stilistic\u0103: exist\u0103 medici de ambulan\u0163\u0103 care NU vin de urgen\u0163\u0103? C\u0103-i cam cli\u015feistic\u0103 faza.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Rezultatul autopsiei va ar\u0103ta motivul pentru care a murit b\u0103rbatul.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Motivul <em>din care<\/em>, scopul <em>pentru care<\/em> &#8211; nu a\u015fa func\u0163iona limba rom\u00e2n\u0103? Acela\u015fi misterios domn <strong>D.B.<\/strong> semneaz\u0103 \u015fi aici.<\/p>\n<p>Mai citim \u015fi despre o doamn\u0103 care face accidente prin ora\u015f:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Nicoleta O. M., de 42 de ani, din Timi\u015foara, se deplasa cu ma\u015fina pe <span style=\"color: #800000;\">strada Republicii<\/span> din municipiu<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Strada aia-i bulevard, \u015fi a\u015fa se \u015fi nume\u015fte: Bulevardul Republicii.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>din neaten\u0163ie, i-a lovit pe C. D. M. \u015fi C. D., ambii \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 de 16 ani, care traversau pe <span style=\"color: #800000;\">strada<\/span> pe zebr\u0103.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Fie &#8220;<em>traversau strada<\/em>&#8221; fie traversau &#8220;<em>pe strad\u0103<\/em>&#8220;, cu litera &#8220;\u0103&#8221;.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">\u015eoferita<\/span> neatent\u0103 a r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 permis de conducere<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u015eoferi\u0163\u0103 cu &#8220;\u0163&#8221;. Succese neb\u0103nuite sub semn\u0103tura <strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">D.B.<\/span><\/strong>, cu care deja ne-am obi\u015fnuit.<\/p>\n<p>~~~<\/p>\n<p>Cam at\u00e2t, record \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 sear\u0103, \u00een 15 minute petrecute pe sait. Un corector c\u00e2nd v\u0103 angaja\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Apropo, dac\u0103 tot i-am v\u0103zut numele pe lista celor din redac\u0163ie, s-o tragem de urechi pe <a href=\"http:\/\/blogu.lu\/bloooo\/2012\/01\/26\/doi-centi-despre-nominalizarile-la-oscaruri\/\" target=\"_blank\">Alexandra Ple\u015fa<\/a> pu\u0163in.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri sear\u0103, pe saitul de mare angajament TiON. F\u0103r\u0103 link, c\u0103 nu se d\u0103 link la toate rahaturile. Prima dat\u0103 citesc despre cum \u00eent\u00e2rzie trenurile \u00een Gara Nord: Alt\u0103 dat\u0103 ne\u00eenc\u0103p\u0103toare, joi, prin Gara Timi\u015foara Nord b\u0103tea v\u00e2ntul\u2026 \u015fi frigul. B\u0103teau, la plural. Plus topica ciudat\u0103, parc\u0103 i-ar lipsi un verb. &#8221; Ca urmare vremii &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2443","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fara","7":"anons"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2443"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2448,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2443\/revisions\/2448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}