{"id":335,"date":"2009-01-25T13:21:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-25T20:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=335"},"modified":"2009-01-25T13:21:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-25T20:21:00","slug":"poveste-cu-talc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2009\/01\/poveste-cu-talc\/","title":{"rendered":"Poveste cu t\u00e2lc"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p>\u00cemi plac pove\u015ftile! Sper c\u0103 nu doar mie..<\/p>\n<p>Cic\u0103 oamenii de \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 au b\u0103gat \u00eentr-o cu\u015fc\u0103 5 maimu\u0163e. Le-au pus o scar\u0103 la mijloc, iar care urca p\u00e2n\u0103 sus pe scar\u0103, putea s\u0103 culeag\u0103 o banan\u0103 prins\u0103 de grilajul de sus. Dar, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 asta, au fost ai dracului: aruncau ap\u0103 rece pe maimu\u0163ele de jos, dac\u0103 \u00eencerca una s\u0103 se ridice. Soon enough, c\u00e2nd \u00eencerca una s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la banan\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi lua b\u0103taie \u015fi se oprea.<\/p>\n<p>Partea interesant\u0103 a fost c\u00e2nd una din maimu\u0163e a fost \u00eenlocuit\u0103 cu una nou\u0103. Bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 \u015fi cea nou\u0103 \u015fi-a luat b\u0103taia cuvenit\u0103, c\u00e2nd a \u00eencercat s\u0103 urce pe scar\u0103 &#8211; de\u015fi g\u0103le\u0163ile cu ap\u0103 nu mai erau aruncate. Apoi a fost schimbat\u0103 a doua maimu\u0163\u0103 &#8211; iar a doua maimu\u0163\u0103 nou\u0103 a fost b\u0103tut\u0103 de \u00eentreg colectivul c\u00e2nd a \u00eencercat s\u0103 urce pe scar\u0103&#8230; R\u00e2nd pe r\u00e2nd au fost schimbate toate maimu\u0163ele din cu\u015fc\u0103 &#8211; dar reflexul lor pavlovian a r\u0103mas: orice nou-venit afla pe calea cea dur\u0103 c\u0103 nu are voie s\u0103 urce pe scar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Morala? A\u015fa facem to\u0163i, \u00een societate. Perpetu\u0103m cutume venite din mo\u015fi-str\u0103mo\u015fi, \u015fi niciodat\u0103 nu punem la \u00eendoial\u0103 organizarea societ\u0103\u0163ii. Pentru c\u0103 suntem ni\u015fte maimu\u0163e.<\/p>\n<p><i>p.s. sunt curios cum arat\u0103 diacriticele &#8211; scriu de pe Windows7<\/i><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cemi plac pove\u015ftile! Sper c\u0103 nu doar mie.. Cic\u0103 oamenii de \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 au b\u0103gat \u00eentr-o cu\u015fc\u0103 5 maimu\u0163e. Le-au pus o scar\u0103 la mijloc, iar care urca p\u00e2n\u0103 sus pe scar\u0103, putea s\u0103 culeag\u0103 o banan\u0103 prins\u0103 de grilajul de sus. Dar, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 asta, au fost ai dracului: aruncau ap\u0103 rece pe maimu\u0163ele de &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-335","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fara","7":"anons"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}