{"id":391,"date":"2009-03-04T03:32:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T10:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=391"},"modified":"2009-03-04T03:32:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T10:32:00","slug":"ai-crescut-daca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2009\/03\/ai-crescut-daca\/","title":{"rendered":"Ai crescut dac\u0103 .."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p>Ok, de obicei nu traduc chestii d-astea, dar mi s-a parut prea funny ca s\u0103 n-o notez undeva.<br \/>Deci, \u015ftii c\u0103 e\u015fti adult sau pe-acolo c\u00e2nd &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>1. Plantele din cas\u0103 sunt doar decorative, \u015fi niciuna nu poate fi fumat\u0103.<br \/>2. Ai mai mult\u0103 m\u00e2ncare dec\u00e2t bere \u00een frigider.<br \/>3. La 6 diminea\u0163a e ora de trezire \u015fi nu de culcare.<br \/>4. Melodiile favorite le mai auzi doar \u00een lift sau la Mall.<br \/>5. Te ui\u0163i la meteo.<br \/>6. Prietenii divor\u0163eaz\u0103 \u015fi se c\u0103s\u0103toresc, \u00een loc s\u0103 se combine \u015fi s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi dea papucii :)<br \/>7. Ai doar 14 zile de vacan\u0163\u0103, nu 130.<br \/>8. Blugi \u015fi un tricou nu mai \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 &#8220;e\u015fti gata \u00eembr\u0103cat&#8221;.<br \/>9. Stupizii de kinderi ai vecinilor au muzica la maxim .. \u015fi tu chemi poli\u0163ia din cauza asta.<br \/>10. Rudele \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 n-au probleme \u00een a spune bancuri deocheate \u00een preajma ta.<br \/>11. Chiar nu mai ai idee de orarul de la KFC.<br \/>12. Cost\u0103 mai pu\u0163in asigurarea la ma\u015fin\u0103, dar costurile cresc.<br \/>13. C\u00e2inele t\u0103u m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 dup\u0103 recomandarea speciali\u015ftilor, nu doar resturile tale de McPui\u015for.<br \/>14. Dracu&#8217; mai doarme pe canapea.<br \/>15. Tragi c\u00e2te &#8220;un pui de somn&#8221; dup\u0103-amiaza.<br \/>16. Cina+un film nu mai \u00eenseamn\u0103 preludiul pentru \u00eent\u00e2lnire, ci \u00eentreaga ac\u0163iune a serii.<br \/>17. \u00cen loc s\u0103-\u0163i calmeze stomacul, aripioarele picante de pui \u0163i-l agit\u0103.<br \/>18. De la farmacie cumperi Ibuprofen \u015fi analgezice, \u00een loc de prezervative \u015fi teste de sarcin\u0103.<br \/>19. O sticl\u0103 de vin la oferta de 15 lei nu mai \u00eenseamn\u0103 &#8220;tare, frate!&#8221;.<br \/>20. Majoritatea timpului din fa\u0163a compului e dedicat muncii.<br \/>21. Te pl\u00e2ngi c\u0103 &#8220;nu mai pot s\u0103 beau ca \u00eenainte&#8221; \u00een loc de promisiunile &#8220;nu mai beau at\u00e2ta niciodat\u0103&#8221;.<br \/>22. Bei acas\u0103 \u00eenainte s\u0103 mergi la bar.<br \/>23. \u00ce\u0163i felici\u0163i prietenele \u00eens\u0103rcinate, \u00een loc s\u0103 \u00eentrebi &#8220;cum mama dracu&#8217; s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat??&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bonus:<br \/>24. Cite\u015fti lista disperat .. \u015fi te cam reg\u0103se\u015fti \u00een ea.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, de obicei nu traduc chestii d-astea, dar mi s-a parut prea funny ca s\u0103 n-o notez undeva.Deci, \u015ftii c\u0103 e\u015fti adult sau pe-acolo c\u00e2nd &#8230; 1. Plantele din cas\u0103 sunt doar decorative, \u015fi niciuna nu poate fi fumat\u0103.2. Ai mai mult\u0103 m\u00e2ncare dec\u00e2t bere \u00een frigider.3. La 6 diminea\u0163a e ora de trezire \u015fi &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-391","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fara","7":"anons"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}