{"id":1022,"date":"2022-04-21T12:26:09","date_gmt":"2022-04-21T09:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/?p=1022"},"modified":"2022-04-21T12:26:09","modified_gmt":"2022-04-21T09:26:09","slug":"pentru-siguranta-ta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/2022\/pentru-siguranta-ta\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201ePentru siguran\u021ba ta\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scurt \u0219i condensat.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen general m\u0103 irit\u0103 mesajele puse la megafon prin diverse magazine, mall-uri \u0219i centre comerciale. Liderul prostiei este Kaufland, unde o angajat\u0103 beh\u0103ie mecanico-impersonal despre cum Cutare Produs e la ofert\u0103, Cutare mizerie e la reducere etc etc. E o voce tipic\u0103, de om f\u0103r\u0103 vreun chef de a mai tr\u0103i.<\/p>\n<p>Pe locul 2 se afl\u0103 Carrefour <sup><a href=\"#footnote_1_1022\" id=\"identifier_1_1022\" class=\"footnote-link footnote-identifier-link\" title=\"Numit f\u0103r\u0103 a preciza care, pentru c\u0103 exist\u0103 unul singur notabil &icirc;n Timi\u0219oara, \u0219i anume &icirc;n Shopping City. Restul sunt Carfurel, cu diminutiv, pentru c\u0103-s prea mici ca s\u0103 conteze.\">[1]<\/a><\/sup>, unde se beh\u0103ie c\u00eecaturi despre programul lor Act for Good, cu un refren tembel, ceva cu &#8230; \u201e<em>Se pune! \u0218i pentru tine, \u0219i pentru Bine!<\/em>\u201d. At\u00eet am re\u021binut din c\u00eecatul \u0103la, pentru c\u0103 \u00een majoritatea cazurilor port c\u0103\u0219ti \u0219i ascult muzic\u0103, special pentru a putea ignora c\u00eecaturile. \u00centr-o vreme Auchan din Iuliul Mall insistau s\u0103 beh\u0103ie din megafoane mesaje cu \u201emerge\u021bi la casele automate, pls pls pretty pls\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen vacan\u021b\u0103 \u00een Karlsruhe mi s-a ilustrat c\u00eet de enervant poate fi obiceiul respectiv. Ora\u0219ul Karlsruhe este banal, nu-l laud, dar b\u0103i&#8230; \u00een mall \u0219i la magazine zici c\u0103 eram la biseric\u0103. Lumea cuminte la cump\u0103r\u0103turi, auzeai maxim oamenii vorbind \u00eentre ei, \u0219i copiii juc\u00eendu-se; un zumzet de cu totul alt\u0103 natur\u0103, pl\u0103cut urechii.<\/p>\n<p>Nici nu mi-am dat seama de diferen\u021b\u0103 p\u00een\u0103 n-am revenit acas\u0103; a doua zi am mers la cump\u0103r\u0103turi \u0219i-au \u00eenceput S\u0102 ZBIERE la mine megafoanele Kaufland, \u00eenc\u0103 din parcarea magazinului. A\u0219a, un soi de \u201eBun venit \u00een lumea a treia!\u201d. De atunci m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 treaba asta p\u00een\u0103 la ro\u0219u.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 totu\u0219i te obi\u0219nuie\u0219ti cu porc\u0103riile lor comerciale, pe principiul \u201etune them out\u201d, \u00eenve\u021bi s\u0103 ignori. Dar ce m-a enervat groaznic, dincolo de ro\u0219u, au fost mesajele tembele legate de pandemie. \u00cen special c\u00eend magazinele s-au g\u0103sit brusc s\u0103 se erijeze \u00een \u00eendrumatori pe teme de s\u0103n\u0103tate pu(b)lic\u0103. \u0218ti\u021bi, alea cu<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201eV\u0103 RECOMAND\u0102M s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103la\u021bi neurotic pe m\u00eeini\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201ePentru S\u0102N\u0102TATEA voastr\u0103, v\u0103 SUGER\u0102M s\u0103 nu atinge\u021bi mai nimic\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201e\u00ce\u021bi facem cump\u0103r\u0103turile mai complicate pentru c\u0103 NE PAS\u0102 de tine!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>, o suit\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 de mizerii, repetate obsesiv \u0219i hipnotic. \u0218i nu sc\u0103pam de ele, indiferent unde mergeam.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ce vreau s\u0103 zic este c\u0103 &#8230; b\u0103b\u0103ie\u021bi, s-a \u00eencheiat povestea. E cazul s\u0103 scoate\u021bi mesajele astea din program. De fapt, e cazul s\u0103 \u00eenchide\u021bi dracului megafoanele complet.<em> Pentru c\u0103 sincer, mie \u00eemi vine s\u0103 nu mai calc prin nici un magazin unde mi se vorbe\u0219te din tavan, \u00een general. <\/em>La Pia\u021ba Iosefin nu-mi vorbe\u0219te nici un megafon, e chiar pl\u0103cut.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em>n.b. Carrefour merit\u0103 b\u0103tu\u021bi \u0219i pentru c\u00eecaturile animate puse \u00eentre rafturi.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em> Mergi tu lini\u0219tit, \u0219i numa&#8217; dintr-o dat\u0103 se animeaz\u0103 o cutie cu br\u00eenz\u0103, <\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em>un bra\u021b mecanic o mi\u0219c\u0103 pe-acolo &#8230; \u0219i-\u021bi mai \u0219i vorbe\u0219te!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n----------<ol class=\"footnotes\"><li id=\"footnote_1_1022\" class=\"footnote\">Numit f\u0103r\u0103 a preciza care, pentru c\u0103 exist\u0103 unul singur notabil \u00een Timi\u0219oara, \u0219i anume \u00een Shopping City. Restul sunt Carfurel, cu diminutiv, pentru c\u0103-s prea mici ca s\u0103 conteze.<span class=\"footnote-back-link-wrapper\">[<a href=\"#identifier_1_1022\" class=\"footnote-link footnote-back-link\">&#8617;<\/a>]<\/span><\/li><\/ol>----------","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scurt \u0219i condensat. \u00cen general m\u0103 irit\u0103 mesajele puse la megafon prin diverse magazine, mall-uri \u0219i centre comerciale. Liderul prostiei este Kaufland, unde o angajat\u0103 beh\u0103ie mecanico-impersonal despre cum Cutare Produs e la ofert\u0103, Cutare <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/2022\/pentru-siguranta-ta\/\">&#8230; > > > > ><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1022"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1050,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions\/1050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}