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<\/a>\u00cen parantez\u0103 fie spus, pre\u021burile sunt cam mici.<\/p><\/div>\n
R\u0103mas nesatisf\u0103cut, continuu s\u0103 caut \u00een sait. Ajung la concluzia c\u0103 pentru a cump\u0103ra bilet trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 deplasez fizic la casieria lor, deschis\u0103 dup\u0103 urm\u0103torul program minunat:<\/p>\n
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- Lunea, miercurea, vinerea – de la 14 la 19<\/li>\n
- Mar\u021bea, joia – de la 10 la 15<\/li>\n
- S\u00eemb\u0103ta, duminica – \u00eenchis<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Cum s-o traduce \u201ejumping through hoops<\/em>\u201d \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103?<\/p>\n
Mai exist\u0103 \u0219i op\u021biunea de a cump\u0103ra bilet cu un ceas \u00eenainte de \u00eenceperea concertelor. Pentru c\u0103 fix asta \u00ee\u0219i dore\u0219te omul care merge la concert, s\u0103 ia un bilet pe locuri de tipul \u201ecare-o fi\u201d. Acustica s\u0103lii, geometria s\u0103lii, dispunerea scaunelor? A\u0219, important este s\u0103 fii fizic \u00een sal\u0103.<\/p>\n
*<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 sunt un om tenace, insist totu\u0219i, \u0219i gug\u0103lesc [1]<\/a><\/sup> \u201ebilete filarmonica banatul\u201d, ceea ce v\u0103 urez \u0219i dumneavoastr\u0103; este un exerci\u021biu amuzant. Printre diverse saituri cu spam, ajung totu\u0219i \u0219i pe unul respectabil, iaBilet.ro, care \u00eentr-adev\u0103r \u00eemi vinde bilete. Doar c\u0103 … biletele sunt pentru evenimente (termen generic) care se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103 \u00een cl\u0103direa filarmonicii. To wit<\/em>:<\/p>\n
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<\/a>Stand-up, 90 de lei. Concert de muzic\u0103 clasic\u0103, 30 de lei. Ce-i bun e \u0219i valoros.<\/p><\/div>\n
Vorba aia: at\u00eet s-a putut<\/em>.<\/p>\n
*<\/p>\n
Ochiul curios studiaz\u0103 apoi saitul Operei Rom\u00e2ne din Timi\u0219oara. Ace\u0219tia au reu\u0219it s\u0103 fac\u0103 pasul \u00een secolul XXI … oarecum. \u0218i anume, v\u00eend onlain bilete, \u00eens\u0103 doar cu 10 zile \u00eenainte de pies\u0103.<\/p>\n
Cu alte cuvinte, dac\u0103 este data de 1 a lunii, po\u021bi cump\u0103ra bilete doar la reprezenta\u021biile care au loc p\u00een\u0103 pe data de 10, inclusiv. Restul reprezenta\u021biilor sunt \u0219i ele \u00een list\u0103, dar .. nu ai buton pentru bilete. \u0218i te-ntrebi de ce, \u0219i te fr\u0103m\u00een\u021bi, fiindc\u0103 regula nu este scris\u0103 explicit niciunde pe sait. Eu am aflat-o sun\u00eend la casieria lor, crez\u00eend c\u0103 le fac un bine \u0219i le semnalez c\u0103 au o problem\u0103. Dar, de fapt it’s not a bug, it’s a feature<\/em>; mi se transmite c\u0103 totul merge fix cum \u0219i-au dorit ei.<\/p>\n
Dincolo de idiosincraziile care sunt convins c\u0103-i vor mu\u0219ca de cur \u00een 2023, ce m\u0103 face s\u0103 scriu este urm\u0103toarea m\u0103slin\u0103 cosmic\u0103<\/a>:<\/p>\n
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<\/a>Zodia \u0219i situa\u021bia familial\u0103, detalii de importan\u021b\u0103 cov\u00eer\u0219itoare<\/p><\/div>\n
Stau de un ceas \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103-mi imaginez cine ar fi putut s\u0103 scrie chestia asta. Ce fel de cucoan\u0103 proast\u0103, r\u0103mas\u0103 mental \u00een anii ’90, a decis c\u0103 fix alea-s detaliile de pus \u00een primul paragraf? Nu reu\u0219e\u0219sc s\u0103 pricep, \u00eemi d\u0103 cu mul\u021bimea vid\u0103. \u0218i apoi, cine-a semnat pentru chestia asta?<\/p>\n
Pagina respectiv\u0103 are \u0219i o variant\u0103 \u00een englez\u0103, care din fericire este lipsit\u0103 de con\u021binut. Demonstra\u021bie practic\u0103 a principiului \u201emai bine s\u0103 taci \u0219i s\u0103 te cread\u0103 lumea prost, dec\u00eet s\u0103 deschizi gura \u0219i s\u0103 le risipe\u0219ti dubiile<\/em>\u201d.<\/p>\n
M\u0103slin\u0103 bonus:<\/p>\n
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<\/a>Chiar n-avem nici un filtru?<\/p><\/div>\n
F\u0103r\u0103 alte comentarii, c-ajunge pentru o zi. \u00cencerci s\u0103 zici un lucru pe scurt, \u0219i nu se poate, a\u0219a ceva dom’le … …<\/p>\n----------
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Scurtissim. Sper. * Pentru \u00eenceput, s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 mergi la Filarmonica Banatul, mai ascul\u021bi o muzic\u0103, mai te vezi cu lumea bun\u0103.. Au un sait, pe care au \u0219i un program artistic variat. … > > > > ><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comert","category-lumea-mica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1054"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1066,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054\/revisions\/1066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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