{"id":379,"date":"2018-07-18T23:47:48","date_gmt":"2018-07-18T20:47:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/?p=379"},"modified":"2018-07-18T23:47:48","modified_gmt":"2018-07-18T20:47:48","slug":"timisoara-si-ginganiile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/2018\/timisoara-si-ginganiile\/","title":{"rendered":"Timi\u0219oara \u0219i g\u00eeng\u0103niile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Transmitem pe unde ultra-scurte ast\u0103zi: b\u0103i frate, s-a umplut Timi\u0219oara de diverse g\u00eeng\u0103nii.<\/p>\n<p>Acum vreo dou\u0103 veri traversam cimitirul din Calea \u0218agului. Noapte, zero lumin\u0103, foloseam doar \u201elanternele\u201d telefoanelor. Pot s\u0103 jur c\u0103 la fiecare 3 pa\u0219i vedeam <em>alt<\/em> set de g\u00eendaci cum se d\u0103deau din calea noastr\u0103, fugind dispera\u021bi. Iar c\u00eend spun \u201eset\u201d, spun c\u0103 erau grupuri de minim 3-5 g\u00eeng\u0103nii de-astea negre, de nici nu \u0219tiam unde dracu&#8217; s\u0103 c\u0103lc\u0103m ca s\u0103 nu-i strivim; se mi\u0219cau prea haotic. Am v\u0103zut \u00een acea noapte destule exemplare c\u00eet s\u0103 formeze o mini-armat\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 cucereasc\u0103 un magazin de cartier.<\/p>\n<p>Vara trecut\u0103 a venit r\u00eendul plo\u0219ni\u021belor. M\u0103 rog, al g\u00eendacilor verzi \u0219i puturo\u0219i numi\u021bi impropriu plo\u0219nite, \u0103ia care c\u00eend sunt enerva\u021bi emit un miros nasol care p\u0103teaz\u0103 pielea \u0219i nu iese nici cu s\u0103pun. V\u00eena motanul prin cas\u0103 \u00een ne\u0219tire la insectele astea, cu o disperare demn\u0103 de cauze mai bune. \u0218i poate c\u0103 pare amuzant, dar c\u00eend animalul vine \u00een dormitor la 5 diminea\u021ba s\u0103 r\u00eec\u00eeie \u00een toate col\u021burile \u00eenc\u0103perii &#8230; nu mai este deloc amuzant.<\/p>\n<p>Vara asta v\u0103d c\u0103-i ofert\u0103 mixt\u0103, dar e cert c\u0103-i iar\u0103\u0219i plin de diverse zbur\u0103toare (\u0219i mai pu\u021bin zbur\u0103toare). \u00cemi aterizeaz\u0103 cosa\u0219ii \u00een balcon, iar eu stau totu\u0219i la etajul 6. Merg prin ora\u0219 \u0219i g\u0103sesc g\u00eendaci mor\u021bi, de-\u0103ia lungi de vreo 5 centimetri &#8211; c\u00eet o jum\u0103tate de palm\u0103, adic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 simt de parc\u0103 a\u0219 fi \u00een <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikisource.org\/wiki\/Le_Petit_Chose\">Piciul<\/a> lui Daudet, episodul Lyon, c\u00eend casa \u00een care tr\u0103ie\u0219te ajunge invadat\u0103 de g\u00eendaci.<\/p>\n<p>Ce fras se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103 cu ora\u0219ul \u0103sta ?!<sup><a href=\"#footnote_1_379\" id=\"identifier_1_379\" class=\"footnote-link footnote-identifier-link\" title=\"Da, \u0219tiu, prim\u0103ria nu d\u0103 trei flegme pe dezinsec\u021bie. E \u0219i asta una din cauze&hellip;\">[1]<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n----------<ol class=\"footnotes\"><li id=\"footnote_1_379\" class=\"footnote\">Da, \u0219tiu, prim\u0103ria nu d\u0103 trei flegme pe dezinsec\u021bie. E \u0219i asta una din cauze&#8230;<span class=\"footnote-back-link-wrapper\">[<a href=\"#identifier_1_379\" class=\"footnote-link footnote-back-link\">&#8617;<\/a>]<\/span><\/li><\/ol>----------","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Transmitem pe unde ultra-scurte ast\u0103zi: b\u0103i frate, s-a umplut Timi\u0219oara de diverse g\u00eeng\u0103nii. Acum vreo dou\u0103 veri traversam cimitirul din Calea \u0218agului. Noapte, zero lumin\u0103, foloseam doar \u201elanternele\u201d telefoanelor. Pot s\u0103 jur c\u0103 la fiecare <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/2018\/timisoara-si-ginganiile\/\">&#8230; > > > > ><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lumea-mica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":380,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions\/380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}