{"id":494,"date":"2018-12-15T20:45:55","date_gmt":"2018-12-15T18:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/?p=494"},"modified":"2018-12-15T20:45:55","modified_gmt":"2018-12-15T18:45:55","slug":"prostul-cu-fite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/2018\/prostul-cu-fite\/","title":{"rendered":"Prostul cu fi\u021be"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Episodul 1, biciclistul.<\/p>\n<p>Se d\u0103 urm\u0103torul clip. Se urm\u0103re\u0219te cu l\u0103m\u00eeie la \u00eendem\u00een\u0103:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/hgPhmWPW1A4\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>B\u0103i frate, A\u0218A se circul\u0103 prin trafic, tu fiind pe dou\u0103 ro\u021bi?<\/p>\n<p>N-am destule degete s\u0103 num\u0103r de c\u00eete ori tipul \u0103sta nu semnalizeaz\u0103 o schimbare de band\u0103 (\u0219ti\u021bi voi, cu m\u00eena st\u00eeng\u0103 sau dreapt\u0103 \u00eentins\u0103 \u00een lateral); pur \u0219i simplu se bag\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>N-am destule degete s\u0103 num\u0103r de c\u00eete ori \u201ecro\u0219eteaz\u0103\u201d printre ma\u0219ini, de parc\u0103 asta ar fi recomandat sau admis de codul rutier. Ai voie s\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti coloana de ma\u0219ini prin dreapta, b\u0103i cap de pul\u0103? Ai voie s\u0103 faci zigzag printre ma\u0219ini?<\/p>\n<p>Idem \u0219i \u00een comportamentul cu pietonii &#8211; merge\u021bi pu\u021bin p\u00een\u0103 pe canalul lui \u0219i vede\u021bi ce zeu se crede cu pietonii care nu-s pe trecerea de pietoni. Merge cu vitez\u0103 \u0219i fr\u00eeneaz\u0103 dramatic, probabil pentru a le da vreo lec\u021bie&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*<\/p>\n<p>Pur \u0219i simplu nu pot s\u0103-l urm\u0103resc mai mult de 5 minute pe tipul \u0103sta. Pentru fiecare \u201ep\u0103cat\u201d pe care-l vede la \u0219oferii din jurul s\u0103u, comite la r\u00eendul s\u0103u un altul.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i nu m-ar deranja, dar din cauza unor boi ca \u0103sta, restul de bicicli\u0219ti primesc o imagine nasoal\u0103 &#8230; fi-\u021bi-ar ru\u0219ine, Marius!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Episodul 1, biciclistul. Se d\u0103 urm\u0103torul clip. Se urm\u0103re\u0219te cu l\u0103m\u00eeie la \u00eendem\u00een\u0103: B\u0103i frate, A\u0218A se circul\u0103 prin trafic, tu fiind pe dou\u0103 ro\u021bi? N-am destule degete s\u0103 num\u0103r de c\u00eete ori tipul \u0103sta <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/2018\/prostul-cu-fite\/\">&#8230; > > > > ><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lumea-mica","category-privitor-in-vitrina-internetului"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":495,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions\/495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/aleph\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}