{"id":1958,"date":"2011-04-27T20:52:47","date_gmt":"2011-04-27T17:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=1958"},"modified":"2011-04-27T20:52:47","modified_gmt":"2011-04-27T17:52:47","slug":"nota-redactiei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2011\/04\/nota-redactiei\/","title":{"rendered":"Nota redac\u0163iei"},"content":{"rendered":"
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S\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc interac\u0163iunea mea cu un trol.<\/p>\n

Discutam cu un coleg de serviciu pe messenger. La un moment dat …<\/p>\n

[00:40] dAImon: esti pe (fi\u015fierul cutare)?
\n[00:45] dAImon: I presume you weren’t<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Omu’ se dusese s\u0103 fumeze. Dup\u0103 care r\u0103spunde.<\/p>\n

[00:52] S.K.: you don’t presume i wasn’t, you assume i wasn’t
\n[00:52] dAImon: presume: to expect or assume especially with confidence
\n[00:52] dAImon: same thing
\n[00:53] S.K.: nope …
\n[00:53] S.K.: you were lacking the confidence part
\n[00:53] S.K.: you cannot presume unless knowing for sure
\n[00:53] S.K.: presume is more a formal retorical form<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ok, ce pula mea .. nu era momentul pentru lec\u0163ii de englez\u0103.<\/p>\n

[00:54] dAImon: ba da.. no answer in 5 minutes means you’re AFK, adica nu lucrai la nimic
\n[00:54] dAImon: confidence
\n[00:54] dAImon: in fine, have it your way :))<\/p>\n

[00:55] S.K.: i wouldn’t know he was afk for 5 minutes
\n[00:55] S.K.: i’m british and just hacked into his e-mail account
\n[00:55] dAImon: huh
\n[00:55] dAImon: m-ai pierdut
\n[00:55] S.K.: no really
\n[00:56] S.K.: go ahead and look up my ip
\n[00:56] S.K.: the mask should show you i’m somewhere near Dover<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Err, yeah. Omu’ nu e genul care s\u0103 fac\u0103 glume de genul \u0103sta, a\u015fa c\u0103 trebuia s-o iau de bun\u0103. \u00cen orice caz, am trimis o copie .txt \u015fi prietenei lui, s\u0103-mi confirme c\u0103 nu-i fars\u0103.<\/p>\n

Doar c\u0103 .. *ahem* .. trimit fi\u015fierul \u00een prima fereastr\u0103 deschis\u0103. Ghice\u015fte cineva care era fereastra?<\/p>\n

[01:01] S.K.: now then …
\n[01:02] S.K.: the file you just tried to send and canceled…
\n[01:02] S.K.: i just forcefully pulled it
\n[01:02] S.K.: who are you sending our conversation to \/
\n[01:02] S.K.: ?
\n[01:02] S.K.: it’s not nice
\n[01:02] S.K.: no more privacy these days
\n[01:02] S.K.: you’re no fun
\n[01:02] S.K.: kiss your computer buh bye
\n[01:02] S.K.: in
\n[01:02] S.K.: 5
\n[01:02] S.K.: 4
\n[01:03] S.K.: 3
\n[01:03] S.K.: 2
\n[01:03] S.K.: 1<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Nota redac\u0163iei: nu-s suficient de dobitoc c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu \u015ftiu c\u0103 un fi\u015fier nu poate fi luat cu for\u0163a. Sau s\u0103 nu \u015ftiu c\u0103-i cam greu s\u0103 faci remote shutdown f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ai un client plantat deja \u00een computerul-gazd\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n

Nota redac\u0163iei: prima \u00eencercare de trolaj, frica<\/em>. Dac\u0103 merge. Te bat, te distrug, trimit b\u0103ie\u0163ii, \u015ftiu pe cineva din ora\u015ful t\u0103u, dac\u0103 nu m\u0103car \u00ee\u0163i formatez calculatorul. Cic\u0103 ar merge la unii.<\/span><\/p>\n

[01:03] dAImon: hmpf?
\n[01:03] dAImon: come honey, I’m losing my patience
\n[01:04] S.K.: suck my big blue british balls you wanker
\n[01:04] dAImon: aww, blueballed?
\n[01:04] S.K.: yes
\n[01:05] S.K.: if you don’t unload them for a long time they turn blue
\n[01:05] S.K.: but you wouldn’t know that ’cause you’re a wanker
\n[01:06] S.K.: damn you’re one bloody fat wanker aren’t you
\n[01:06] S.K.: ?!
\n[01:07] S.K.: fyi you should unplug your webcam<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Nota redac\u0163iei: nu am nici webcam. Adic\u0103 am, da’ nu era conectat la comp. A doua \u00eencercare de trolaj, supunerea<\/em>. \u0162i se d\u0103 impresia c\u0103 omul de la cel\u0103lalt cap\u0103t al tastaturii \u015ftie totul despre tine \u015fi dac\u0103 totu\u015fi nu \u015ftie ceva ar putea afla imediat.<\/span><\/p>\n

Nota redac\u0163iei: chiar mi-s gras. Da’ trebuie s\u0103-i confirm sau infirm trolului lucrul \u0103sta?<\/span><\/p>\n

[01:07] dAImon: fyi you’re running out of gimmicks
\n[01:08] dAImon: first .. one can’t pull a file forcefully .. second .. I don’t have a webcam :)
\n[01:08] dAImon: mind shutting down my system already so I can go smoke?
\n[01:08] dAImon: or are you mentally disabled
\n[01:08] S.K.: then turn off your tv
\n[01:08] S.K.: or something
\n[01:09] S.K.: i’m just a virus playing around in your computer
\n[01:09] S.K.: and your mom’s vagina
\n[01:09] dAImon: this was funny some 50 years ago
\n[01:09] S.K.: i’m just yanking your chain untill i can finish my job
\n[01:10] S.K.: damn
\n[01:10] S.K.: you’re old as well as fat<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Nota redac\u0163iei: a treia metod\u0103 este, bine\u00een\u0163eles, s\u0103 te \u00eenjure. Ceva-ceva tot o s\u0103 prind\u0103. O reac\u0163ie, acolo, majoritatea oamenilor hr\u0103nesc trolul f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi dea seama. Sau unii r\u0103spund \u00eenapoi.<\/span><\/p>\n

[01:10] dAImon: might be your dad, for all you know
\n[01:10] S.K.: does typing in large purple font make you feel more manly ?
\n[01:11] S.K.: you can’t be my dad
\n[01:11] S.K.: he’s not a fat wanker
\n[01:11] S.K.: he’s a skinny one
\n[01:11] dAImon: aww * 2
\n[01:12] S.K.: sweet
\n[01:12] S.K.: a lazy fat old wanker
\n[01:13] S.K.: :-ss
\n[01:14] S.K.: i see now …<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Nota redac\u0163iei: trolul nehr\u0103nit se ve\u015fteje\u015fte. Observa\u0163i distan\u0163a \u00eentre replici cum se m\u0103re\u015fte. Ar fi putut \u00eencerca s\u0103 mai \u00eenjure, da’ acuma nu te po\u0163i a\u015ftepta la mare lucru din partea unui biet britanic. Dac\u0103 era vreun rom\u00e2n la tastatura aia … ehehe.<\/span><\/p>\n

[01:14] dAImon: out of slurs? might I suggest you try encyclopedia dramatica?
\n[01:14] S.K.: slow lazy fat old wanker
\n[01:14] dAImon: busy doin’ your mom
\n[01:15] S.K.: you should get off those drugs friend
\n[01:15] S.K.: british ppl havn’t talked like that in years
\n[01:16] S.K.: *haven’t
\n[01:16] dAImon: for some time now, you’re the only one to pretend he’s British
\n[01:16] dAImon: get a grip, pal :)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Nota redac\u0163iei: aici \u00eengrop\u0103m cu totul conversa\u0163ia. \u00centr-adev\u0103r, drogat \u00eenc\u0103 nu spusese c\u0103 mi-s.<\/span><\/p>\n

[01:17] S.K.: brush up on your grammar old boy
\n[01:17] S.K.: ok
\n[01:17] S.K.: bored with you
\n[01:17] S.K.: i’m out
\n[01:17] S.K. signed off at Fri Feb 04 01:17:30 2011.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Cam at\u00e2t. Tactica de neb\u0103gare \u00een seam\u0103 func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 pentru trolii de orice limb\u0103. Succes la interne\u0163i! :)<\/p>\n

~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Remarc\u0103: \u0103sta e avantajul excelent al unui client de messenger care \u0163ine arhive \u00een format TEXT. Sfatul redac\u0163iei: schimba\u0163i mizeria de Yahoo Messenger.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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