{"id":36,"date":"2008-03-07T12:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T19:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/?p=36"},"modified":"2008-03-07T12:20:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T19:20:00","slug":"imperativ","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/2008\/03\/imperativ\/","title":{"rendered":"Imperativ"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p>Cred c\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 dezvolt o oarecare repulsie fa\u0163\u0103 de reclame. Mai precis fa\u0163\u0103 de alea f\u0103cute clar pentru mase, cu mesaj rapid \u015fi la \u0163int\u0103. Nu sunt cu mult diferite de alea spam trimise \u00een mas\u0103 la milioane de adrese de e-mail, poate-poate mu\u015fc\u0103 unul momeala.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>F\u0103! <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Cump\u0103r\u0103!<\/span> Caut\u0103 sub capac! <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">R\u0103zuie\u015fte!<\/span> Trimite taloanele! Mai cump\u0103r\u0103 3 baxuri \u015fi un prezervativ! Vino la reprezenta\u0163\u0103 \u015fi alege!Sun\u0103 acum \u015fi intr\u0103 \u00een concurs! Viziteaz\u0103-ne! Haide s\u0103 fii impresionat! <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">F\u0103 ce-\u0163i place<\/span> (dar f\u0103 dracului ceva, nu sta s\u0103 reflectezi)! \u00cencearc\u0103 noua op\u0163iune cu 238984 minute incluse \u015fi 4 tembelfoane gratis! <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Fii frumoas\u0103<\/span> (cump\u0103r\u00e2nd al 311lea produs de igien\u0103 feminin\u0103), fii feminin\u0103! Fii masculin! D\u0103-o pe spate cu boto\u015feii Ging\u0103\u015fel \u015fi cu romantismul t\u0103u! <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Crede-m\u0103 pe cuv\u00e2nt<\/span>, \u0103sta e cel mai tare produs! <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Sun\u0103-m\u0103 acum<\/span> \u015fi nu vei regreta!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Mda. Pentru mine reclamele au ajuns un fel de zgomot de fond, un b\u00e2z\u00e2it enervant c\u00e2teodat\u0103, dar \u00eentotdeauna lipsit de con\u0163inut. Zilnic, miliarde de oameni sunt bombarda\u0163i cu astfel de m\u0103g\u0103rii. Zilnic, ei trebuie s\u0103 le \u00eenghit\u0103. Zilnic, unii le cred. Zilnic, hypermarketurile sunt pline.<\/p>\n<p>Rahaturile astea le \u00eenghi\u0163im pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 imperativele vie\u0163ii zilnice, mersul la \u015fcoal\u0103 sau servici, socializarea cu persoanele importante, documentarea pentru a doua zi, pusul la curent cu ultimele chestii interesante. Nu mai pot citi dec\u00e2t pe iPod, nu mai pot s\u0103-mi organizez ziua dec\u00e2t cu biroul mobil Nxx de la Nokia, nu pot s\u0103 fac sex dec\u00e2t cu prezervativ Durex, nu mai pot \u015fti ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 pres\u0103 adev\u0103rat\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi arunc ochii \u00een Adev\u0103rul (exemplu pur fictiv), nu mai pot r\u00e2de dac\u0103 nu sunt cel mai trendy cu ultimii ochelari de soare. <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">For fuck&#8217;s sake<\/span>!!<\/p>\n<p>A\u015f vrea \u015ecoala lui Noica. \u00cen care s\u0103 st\u0103m degeaba \u015fi <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">s\u0103 ne ascult\u0103m unii pe al\u0163ii<\/span>. Pentru c\u0103, la dracu !! am \u015fi eu ceva de spus. \u015ei pot s-o fac f\u0103r\u0103 ultimul gadget de la Nokia. Un loc unde adev\u0103rurile &#8211;\u015fi, de ce nu, Adev\u0103rul&#8211; s\u0103 fie spuse La \u00cent\u00e2mplare, din joac\u0103, ca o glum\u0103 bun\u0103. Undeva \u00eentre v\u0103i, mun\u0163i, iarb\u0103, pomi \u015fi albine. Neap\u0103rat albine.<\/p>\n<p>Vreau locul \u0103sta, unde s\u0103 nu mai am prieteni care, la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul unei zile obositoare pentru ei, s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi reverse n\u0103duful asupra mea, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se mai uite dac\u0103 sunt dispus s\u0103 ascult sau nu. Pentru c\u0103, la urma urmei, nu le mai pas\u0103; produc \u015fi ei zgomot de fond, \u00een speran\u0163a c\u0103 poate \u00eei aude cineva. \u015ei citesc c\u00e2teodat\u0103, \u00een ochii oamenilor, teama asta groaznic de ad\u00e2nc\u0103 &#8212; nu voi fi auzit, nu voi fi observat, nu voi fi apreciat pentru ceea ce spun, fac \u015fi sunt. Dar sunt mereu ni\u015fte reclame care s\u0103 ne promit\u0103 c\u0103 vom ob\u0163ine asta cu anumite produse &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei, \u00een fine, vreau o lume \u015fi o Rom\u00e2nie \u00een care <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">pot fi fericit f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 trec pe la Altex prima dat\u0103<\/span> &#8230;.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/daimon.gapo.ro\/poze\/PIG49V9EU4WS5QQF25O87G5IJ.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: pointer; width: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/daimon.gapo.ro\/poze\/PIG49V9EU4WS5QQF25O87G5IJ.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cred c\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 dezvolt o oarecare repulsie fa\u0163\u0103 de reclame. Mai precis fa\u0163\u0103 de alea f\u0103cute clar pentru mase, cu mesaj rapid \u015fi la \u0163int\u0103. Nu sunt cu mult diferite de alea spam trimise \u00een mas\u0103 la milioane de adrese de e-mail, poate-poate mu\u015fc\u0103 unul momeala. F\u0103! Cump\u0103r\u0103! Caut\u0103 sub capac! R\u0103zuie\u015fte! Trimite taloanele! &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-36","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fara","7":"anons"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daimon.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}