Dear [blank], please [blank]

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Dear calculus exam,

Please be as easy as my roommate.

Sincerely, my semester has been hard enough already

Dear Mom and Dad,

Please don’t freak out if I don’t answer my phone the first time. The chance of the battery being dead is much greater than the chance I’ve been abducted and murdered by a serial killer.

Sincerely, 38 missed calls.

Dear 2012,

Been there. Done that.

Sincerely, Y2K

Dear Mother Nature,

I don’t remember signing up for a subscription.

Sincerely, teenage girls

Dear perfect boyfriend,

Welcome to the club!

Sincerely, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy

Dear mom,

If you’re going to bust through my door literally one second after you knock… there’s no point in knocking.

Sincerely, annoyed teen.

Dear answers in back of math books,

Thanks for ensuring I at least get 50% right.

Sincerely, math haters everywhere.

Dear parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

Sincerely, it’s not our fault, it’s how you raised us

Dear friends,

My parents aren’t strict, I just use them as an excuse when I don’t want to go out with you.

Sincerely, me.

Dear Urban Dictionary,

Thank you.

Sincerely, Catholic School Girl.

Sper c-aţi prins ideea, io-s în stare să mai dau copy-paste încă două ceasuri. I know, majoritatea par scrise de Captain Obvious, da’ până la urmă cam ăsta-i umorul zilelor noastre. Take ir or leave it.